Good Luck!

Jose Galvez (jgalvez@redestb.es)
Thu, 20 Feb 1997 01:02:56 +0100


> A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
> >>
> >> He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the
> >> green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
> >>
> >> "Ribbit. 9 Iron"
> >>
> >> The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
> >>
> >> "Ribbit. 9 Iron."
> >>
> >> He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his
> other club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
> >>
> >> Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
> >>
> >> He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be
> >> a lucky frog, eh?"
> >>
> >> The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog."
> >>
> >> The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
> >>
> >> "What do you think frog?"the man asks.
> >>
> >> "Ribbit. 3 wood."
> >>
> >> The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is
> >> befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man
> >> golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where
> >> to next?"
> >>
> >> The frog reply, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."
> They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"
> >>
> >> The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
> >>
> >> Upon approaching the roulette table,the man asks, "What do you think I
> >> should bet?"
> >>
> >> The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6."
> >>
> >> Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game,
> >> the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back
> >> across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in
> >> the hotel.
> >>
> >> He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
> >> You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
> >>
> >> The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."
> >>
> >> He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves
> >> it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
> >>
> >> "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."
> The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
> >> everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have
> >> bad luck. Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward
> >> it to five of your friends to whom you wish good luck. You will see
> >> that something good happens to you four days from now if the chain
> >> is not broken. You will receive good luck in four days.
> >
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