[WAY, WAY WAY OFFTOPIC] Linux Kernel is Too Good.

John Carter (john@dwaf-hri.pwv.gov.za)
Mon, 9 Feb 1998 08:14:30 +0200 (SAT)

On Fri, 6 Feb 1998 tigran_aivazian@dsti.co.uk wrote:
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHH!!!! I have recieved this idiotic legal speak
in error!

What am I to do! I am in CONTRAVENTION and possessing an ILLEGAL bit
of legal gobbledgook. ARRRGH! I didn't mean to! My hair is falling out
and my teeth are smelly! AAARGH! Take this dread lawyer type stuff off
my hands. Woe is me! I'm CONTAMINATED! Help!

Worse still, the mailing system has REPRODUCED it on at least TWENTY
different machines. It has been UNOFFICIALLY and without EXPRESS
permission been ARCHIVED on disk and tape.

HORROR! I have without _really_, (well maybe just a little), _meaning_
to, made unauthorised use of it. (I thought folk need something to laugh
there silly heads off at...)

And woe misery and scrofulus, by the casual slip of the keyboard I
have mudified it and sent forth copies unto each and every machine
within the far flung corners of the globe. Woe. Woe. Woe..

(bloody twits!)

John Carter EMail: ece@dwaf-hri.pwv.gov.za
Telephone : 27-12-808-0374x194 Fax:- 27-12-808-0338
<http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/5947> or <http://iwqs.pwv.gov.za>

I'm just an adrenalin filled bug on the windscreen of an onrushing
future, yelling "Faster! Faster!"

(Sorry folks, so its Monday morning and I'm a little bitty nutted.)

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