I used to have a program for DOS called "Jive" and I'm looking for something
that will run under Linux. Yes, I want to run the kernel messages thru Jive.
My system isn't "mission critical", so I want it Jived to say, "Sheeeit, slap
mah fro!" instead of "Kernel panic!". More than just that, all the printk's.
Web search and archie haven't uncovered paydirt.
-- Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares? Life is sexually transmitted. Yank my doodle, it's a dandy. You can lead a horse to prune juice, but you wouldn't want him to drink it.