There is precedent for this. While you weren't looking, this got stuck
in the kernel source tree (don't know how long ago, but definitely in
the 1.3 series):
ratboy:/usr/src/linux# head drivers/scsi/script_asm.pl
#! /usr/local/bin/perl
# NCR 53c810 script assembler
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