On Fri, 13 Jun 2003, David B. Stevens wrote:
> Typical HR wonk speak. The clue less ones at work, nothing here
> for you, move along now ;)
>
> Cheers
>
This following is an explanation of the most common
Human Resources buzz-speak. It is by no means complete.
Wanted : Recent graduate, maximum of 5 years experience.
Interpretation : Anybody over 30 need not apply.
Wanted : Team player.
Interpretation : Need somebody to take the blame for failure.
Wanted : Excellent interpersonal skills.
Interpretation : Needs to kiss a lot of ass.
Wanted : Experience in Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Interpretation : Getting an existing employee a green-card.
Wanted : Excellent salary and benefits.
Interpretation : They provide health care through the Red Cross.
Wanted : Excellent communications skills.
Interpretation : Knows Microsoft Word.
Wanted : Relocation assistance provided.
Interpretation : Cross-country bus fare to interview is provided.
Cheers,
Dick Johnson
Penguin : Linux version 2.4.20 on an i686 machine (797.90 BogoMips).
Why is the government concerned about the lunatic fringe? Think about it.
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