J. Scott Thayer (email@example.com)
Wed, 19 Jun 1996 12:34:17 -0700 (PDT)
> One net to rule them all, one net to find them, one net to bring them all
> and using Unix bind them. firstname.lastname@example.org
One OS to rule them all,
One OS to find them.
One OS to call them all,
And in salvation bind them.
In the bright land of Linux,
Where the hackers play.
(With apologies to J.R.R.T.)